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about to stock up. wait a minute, damn….this wouldnt work for my finger. Or the baby would just look like he has a gangreen (sp?) penis. Circulation must have been cut off…..If I ever see a baby with this penis, im gonna go ahead and get him on the starter track to a porn career. Zoom

about to stock up. wait a minute, damn….this wouldnt work for my finger. Or the baby would just look like he has a gangreen (sp?) penis. Circulation must have been cut off…..If I ever see a baby with this penis, im gonna go ahead and get him on the starter track to a porn career.

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9gag: The Spices  haha took me a LITTLE too long to get this once

9gag:

The Spices

 haha took me a LITTLE too long to get this once

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amindofherown: lumberjackbeard: longshadow: mols: DRAKE MOUTHS, “I QUIT, I QUIT.” Just like you quit Degrassi Wheelchair Jimmy? People don’t forget.. shit i would too. He said “I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.” Jesus christ. Why would he quit for not winning “Best New Artist”?

amindofherown:

lumberjackbeard:

longshadow:

mols:

DRAKE MOUTHS, “I QUIT, I QUIT.”

Just like you quit Degrassi Wheelchair Jimmy? People don’t forget..

shit i would too.

He said “I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.” Jesus christ. Why would he quit for not winning “Best New Artist”?

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finally Zoom

finally

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Speaking of asian babies…..what…….de hell

Speaking of asian babies…..what…….de hell

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thedailywhat: Joy of Tech. Zoom

thedailywhat:

Joy of Tech.

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Posted 2 years ago

I for Damn sure hope not haha.

“Im a very romantic person. I love to be in love when I can, and I sincerely believe in the hope that theres someone out there for everybody…. And…….. the more I date……. the more I realize that my person………… died at birth of sumtin that I don’t know.” -Craig Robinson

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9gag: Hi!  ”Hi!” or…….”What the fuck are you looking at you ugly son of a…….”

9gag:

Hi!

 ”Hi!” or…….”What the fuck are you looking at you ugly son of a…….”

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Posted 2 years ago

And it made me kinda nervous to come up. but i remember something my father would say when i was a little boy and i would be scared and alone. he would say stop crying. right now i wanna share a poem with you. i call it….. stop crying.

stop crying stop crying, right now,
before i give you something to cry about.
your making a scene and you know that its wrong,
just wait, till we get home.

Craig Robinson
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iluvskinnybitches: $1,000 fine for marrying tom brady (via iluvskinnybitches)  Like the previous comment. Zoom

iluvskinnybitches:

$1,000 fine for marrying tom brady

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 Like the previous comment.

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airdj31: (Via sivicious & asaiswhite) Wall-Mart BOSS!!! BAWSE. 

airdj31:

(Via sivicious & asaiswhite)

Wall-Mart BOSS!!!

BAWSE. 

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Posted 2 years ago

Well tumblr, its about that time. Finally, sleep. So i figured, why not finish strong. Haha jk, but this video is pretty intense, I caution you, and its very…….”urban” haha with a 90s flow to it, but its a classic, favorite song of mine, and very descriptive of how a man feels sometimes haha. i hope you enjoy OR arnt too offended. Goodnight

Here we are all alone
You and me,
Privacy
And we can do anything
Your fantasy
I wanna make your dreams come true
Can you hear?
She’s calling me
Between your legs Loud and clear
I wanna talk back to her
Make love to her
I wanna hear you scream my name

[Chorus:]
We can make love on the bedroom floor
Then on top of my waterbed
I’m kissing you
Running my fingers through your hair
In the hallway
Making love away beside the stairs
We can do it anywhere…
I can love you in the shower
Both of our bodies dripping wet
On the patio we can make a
night you won’t forget
On the kitchen floor
As I softly pull your hair
We can do it anywhere, anywhere…

I love the way your body feels
On top of mine so take your time
We got a night

Girl, you know I like it slow
And I know you like it too, baby
Please don’t stop I feel it now
You feel it, too
You’re shivering
Ooh, you put me close to you
Just let it flow
There’s no other place to go

[Zane]
Z too hot to stop
So we goin’ from the
bedroom to the floor
Let you know a nigga miss
you when out on tour
When our tongues touch
Have a playboy thinkin’ much
Roll a Dutch,
Let me tell you it turns me on
When 112 sing to you
What kinda feeling do it bring to you?
I pump hard till you say
I’m being mean to you
I know the ice Roley gleam to you
A true playa’s what I seem to you
And if you want it
We can do it in the Black 500
Wit’ the top down
In overdrive when we
ride cuz I’m hot now
You got me goin’,
I don’t think I wanna stop now
Z feenin’ like a criminal on lockdown
So let’s get a way the ghetto way
You gettin’ hot baby,
please don’t melt away
I got a crib on the beach Palmetto-way
And here’s your personal key
to see me everyday
112…

[Repeat Chorus until fade]

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Posted 2 years ago

None of you want to know this

And it will probably lose me about…….3 followers, but, when Im really into a girl. I love absolutely every single part of her body. Every single part. And its weird, cause if its some girl im not really into, i find some of these parts repulsive. I couldnt tell you why Im like that, but…..yup