Imperial > Corona
ok, this may be considered an explicit picture by some. If your parents walk in and your embarassed im sorry, but at least your not looking at a vagina spread open with a guys penis squirting semen out. Gross? That shit popped up on my screen today RIGHT WHEN MY ROOMATES walked in. Needless to say I unfollowed the fool, dont even know why I was following him in the first place. Seesh, im trying to get ready for class, I dont need any extra sexual imagery running through my head during class, I already have enough. Especailly with my EE professor, have you seen her? No, you havent. But if you had, you would understand, mmm. Sorry, anyways, these…..are mine, and 95% of guys FAVORITE female undergarmet. Yes, I know, when they actually come into view, they usally come off pretty quickly at that point, but the way they hug that booty, its like theres nothing, but something there. Its nice, o so nice. Especially cuddling afterwards, and u can just…..mmm, i need to stop, ladies, keep buying these, keep wearing them, keep showing me them (haha jk on that last one, but if you know me at all, you know im not really jk’in) and STOP BUYING THOSE DAMN G-STRINGS. EWWW! and I could even live without thongs, they just dont appeal to me.
Id say this is pretty damn accurate of what post-sex looks like. The guy is OBVIOUSLY tired as hell laying on his back, rubbing the girls hair because he has to, i mean its a nice gesture, but guys, u all know uve been there, ALL u want to do is pass out. Sure, u might want to cuddle and pass out or kiss and pass out, but all ur thinking is damn…..im really exhausted now. And the girl…..the girl, all she wants to do is talk because she just got 50000 jolts of energy and is the freaking energizer bunny now. So what does she do, keep u up. Tsk tsk, haha. I wish, just once, I would have more energy than the girl and she wanted to pass out. Boy…..i would keep her ass up and make her rub MY hair haha.
(Source: soulsnatcher)
Road to success..
is a lonely one.
I’m convinced.
damn.. that’s deep.
true
Although, humanity has surprised me recently in a positive way.
And it made me kinda nervous to come up. but i remember something my father would say when i was a little boy and i would be scared and alone. he would say stop crying. right now i wanna share a poem with you. i call it….. stop crying.
stop crying stop crying, right now,
before i give you something to cry about.
your making a scene and you know that its wrong,
just wait, till we get home.